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11:47 last night, outside of the home of Nate James...

Dave and Katie: "Hey Nate! You alone?"

Nate: "Yea..."

Dave and Katie: "Why?"

Nate: "What the fuck do you mean... WHY? Why is anyone ever alone?"

Dave and Katie: "I dunno..." (Dave did the talking... Katie was just there)

It's Father's Day. Happy Father's Day all you fathers out there with a few exceptions... If you:

• Hit your kids
• Hit your wife
• Are an sloppy alcoholic
• Psychologically abuse your wife or kids
• Ran out of your family
• Make meth in your basement then get addicted and start using meth way to much and ignoring the needs of your children who found your meth lab and now they too are addicted and its warping their fragile little minds
• Are an EXTREME workaholic who bails on their family to work all the time
• Are a dead-beat who doesn't work at all because you are:

1. an alcoholic
2. a meth dealer

• Or if you are just a plain old piece of shit

... If you are a father who falls into any of these categories then this day is not for you. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT STRAIGHT and try again next year.

But of course, for all of you father who DON'T fit any of those descriptions I say again; Happy Father's Day.