It's all nice on ice

My stress cow was ass raped with a pen last night... the poor dear. The cops have no leads. Who ever perpetrated this horrible crime must have been quite the criminal mastermind indeed.

I have to learn that when my boss tells me I have the weekend off it really means "Don't make any real plans because a whole weekend off is too good to be true and you're going to have to come in anyways."

This has happened more times than I can count. But I'll be able to have a whole week off in August for where ever I end up going on my vacation. But even this seems too good to be true. Im sure that something will come up and I'll be fucked out of my vacation or any real amount of time off...