tale

Why am I smiling? I'm totally wasted.

I'm going to tell the tail of last night, but in third person:

Nate and little brother Clay decide to go finish up some Xmas shopping. On the way Clay hits dear with Clay's car. Clay is pissed and Nate is laughing Nate's ass off the the unfortunes of others. Nate and Clay head back home, Clay's car is thoroughly dented. Nate, still laughing about it, gets yelled at by everyone at his house for being an insensitive prick. But Nate explains in a very complex way why its not insensitive. Anyways, no one really gets it and Nate heads off to his room so to get away from people pissing him off. Alone in his room, Nate decides whether or not he wants to masturbate. Deciding he was too tired to do even that, Nate put in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring and passes out. Because everyone knows as Nate knows, Fellowship is a totally fucking boring ass movie.

Fin