we now know

Things I learned while making/consuming my cup of noodles

1. don't take glasses of boiling water out of microwave with bare hands
2. when pouring scolding hot water from one cup to another watch feet for excess spillage.
3. wait 3 minutes means wait 3 minutes (patients is a virtue)
4. my tongue in fact is not heat resistant
   
5. carrots sink
   
6. corn floats

Things I learned while writing about the things I learned while making/consuming my cup of noodles

1. I couldn't spell tongue
2. I need a life

*Edit* Things I learned after reading Christina's comment,

1. I spelled patience wrong as well
2. The English language sucks
   

Normally I would claim that I meant to do this. Not today...