So do breasts

Girl at club: You know, cigarettes cause cancer.

Nate: So do breasts.

Yes, I went out to the club last night. I actually danced without the aid of any illicit substances. Although, before I left I took a bunch of rum shots, but their effect quickly wore off.

5 hours of dancing and my feet are killing me. I never dance, I don't even know how to but I did it.

Iv noticed that I used "I" a lot and it really bugs me, makes me feel self centered or something. Then again, I probably am.