So I went out to get the new Pearl Jam album until something caught my eye. It was a Bright Eye's album that I didn't have (one of the many out there). So right away I picked it up and yelled "HOLY FUCK! NO WAY!!!" Then I was wet myself a little and was kicked out of the store, but not before I paid for the CD. I didn't end up getting Pearl Jam...

(some of that was made up for dramatic affect)