I just made the most bitchin' pancakes and hash browns. I kick ass!

Last night I went to the porn store again. It's always fun! I especially like reading the titles of the porn. "Squirting Grannies", "Ass Lickers vol. 37", "Bi Bi billiards", and my personal favorite "Down the Hatch, In the Snatch".
For my spring break iv decided that im going to drink EVERY DAY! This doesn't mean that im going to get drunk, not at all. It only means that ill have at least one alcoholic drink every day this week. Before anyone judges me and starts calling me an "alcoholic", "lush", or even a "drunkard"; you should all know this it has been PROVEN (I think) that small amounts of alcohol are actually good for a person. Unless that person is pregnet of course...

...but anyways iv decided to do this because im in college and my spring break is going to be totally lame. So why not??