*funny quote from last night that I was to drunk to remember*

My head is killing me.
I smell like strippers.
I'm broke.

It's rare that I go out and have a good time, but when I do, I FUCKING DO!
If you can't tell, that's midget porn on the TV. Not that we didn't see enough after 2 hours at the strip club or anything...

Right now I need a shower and some food, maybe both at the same time.