Friday, January 19, 2007

carry the zero


Nate:
"Hey Toby, it's really cold out today. Wanna come in the house?"

Toby (wagging his tale and looking oh so excited):
Hell yea I wanna go in the house! It's all nice and warm in there and I can just lay around all day. You're great Nate! And to thank you I'm totally going to rub my ass half way across the living room floor and leave a nice dark shit streak for you to wash up later. Thanks pal!