My psych final took 20 minutes... Then my ex and I went to Walmart were I walked with her through the ladies underwear telling her what thongs she needs to buy; until she told me to shut the fuck up. I get along with her better now than when we dated; but there are no more sexy times... I miss sexy times (with anyone)! Anyways the ladies underwear area is hot...

I like to make fun of my ex for the guy she's dating (the red neck).
Ex: "YOU JUST HIT THAT BIRD!!!"
Nate: "Oh shit! Now your boyfriend is going to have to kill some other pigeon for his dinner tonight!"
Ex: "DICK!"
Nate: "HA!"