Im sitting in the campus computer lab and there is this annoying fuck hole who is talking about how he had this party and people passed out in the hot tub and blah blah blah trying to impress this girl he sat down by. First off, you are the grossest gooniest looking mother fucker I have ever seen. Second, no one would go to your gay ass parties.... douche bag!!

There, I ranted, now I feel much better...