get a room

i think my cat has a girlfriend... well its less of a girl and more of a blanket he keeps humping... its really fuckin gross. its always just that one blanket, no other ones. i think he's in love

yesterday was my brother jake's birthday. he turned 21, now i have a hook up for booze!! i live in the us so the magical age to drink is 21... damn it! i can drive a car, i can fight in a FUCKIN WAR, but i cant drink!! what the fuck kinda system is this!! i mean shit, i can kill people across seas but i cant get smashed here?? fuck this, im moving to canada!

(((jake is a musician in a band called tyger that sleeps, check them out...)))